Gleestuck
Episode 1
Season 1
We doesn't own Glee or Homestuck
==» Enter name of shadowy giant
The name of the shadowy giant is
HEARTS BOXCARS
You quickly recognize him as the brusque, exceptionally threatening former glee club director. You wonder why in meteors he might be taking an intimidating stroll through the checkered halls of Skaia High.
He looks at you and greets you, "Hey, bub. You better watch your steps unless you want your upper torso area to be imbibed in a single bite."
His eloquence in language surprised you. You expected him to be a man of even fewer words than the ones he decided to greet you with. You suppose, however, that in the dire situation glee club is/was/will be in that is his threats of bodily harm could have greatly benefited the cause.
You give the brute a nod.
"What's your beef, bub?" he asks out of the metaphorical blue.
You present a chart to him which contained a curve representing your current situation.
The y axis represents the potential of success for glee club, the x represents the possibility of the active membership of dave strider. It is a directly proportional line. As Dave Strider's membership increases, so does the potential of glee club.
He takes it, furrows his eyebrows, and rips it in half.
"Strider kid, huh. Know that one. His guardian's an odd one. Only know him by the name of Bro. Has some freaky interests the older one does." Boxcars told you. You have no idea why he provided such information, but he feels it fit to continue and you are in no state of mind to stop him.
"You ever heard of 'em? Smuppets they're called." Boxcars said.
If you ever showed any semblance of external emotion, this would be the moment at which you would perhaps let out a shocked gasp or your eyes would widen to comically unproportional roundness.
Smuppets? Those filthy objects?
"Strange stuff, bub." and with that Hearts Boxcars decided that was the point in the conversation during which he would abort mission and continue roaming the halls for...
Why was he even walking around again.
==» Dad: Disregard his motivations and use the provided information to further develope your plan