UP MY ALLEY

by ThreeHotPotatoes

What girl could resist a good-looking guy with his own custom-drilled bowling ball? A crackfic, hot potato E/B first date rated M just in case they decide to do naughty things.

16. Chapter 16

UP MY ALLEY

Chapter 16 ======================================================================================X

"Of course! Love that place. It's off the beaten path, but I'm loaded up with gas! Sure, yeah, let's do it."

I know I'm suffering from what Dad calls "diarrhea of the mouth," but I can't help it. She's so excited; how can I tell her they'd never let me into a posh place like that?

I figure I have until the moment we get to the door of Up My Alley to come up with some smooth-talking way in.

Otherwise, pot-bellied pig and marriage proposal aside, this is gonna be the shortest first date in the history of love.

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A/N: Loaded you up with gas there, MR. You should be good to go. :) I da Ho out.