Gleestuck

by Dr. Yuki

Your name is John Egbert. You attend Skaia High and you are the UNDENIABLE star of the not entirely prestigious Scratched Directions, Skaia's Glee club. Your year is going to be very interesting. We do not own Glee or MSPA.

97. Enter name of cheerios coach

Gleestuck

Episode 1

Season 1

We do not own Glee or Homestuck.

==» Enter name of cheerios coach

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Your name is Jack Noir.

You are Skaia High's cheerio coach, the bane of any organization that wishes to divert funding from your program. You provide the miles of agonizing red tape it takes to formally move against you. You train your cheerios to be fit enough to singlehandedly mangle the individual faces of each musclebeast in an immense herd. Everybody fears you. Everybody respects you. It is a fact that will not change. Ever. Your reign and pull in this school is infinite and supreme. You're sure none of that will change this year.

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