UP MY ALLEY
Chapter 19 ======================================================================================X
Gravel crackles under my tires as I pull in between a Porsche Boxster and a Maserati. The bright turquoise and hot pink neon buzzing around the building draws me in like a Klingon ship sucked into a tractor beam.
"Set phasers to stun," I mumble while opening her door.
"Huh?"
Shit.
"Oh, I said, 'Let's git 'er done!'"
"I LOVE Larry the Cable Guy!"
"You're totally perfect," I blurt. "One sec, gotta grab Lucille."
Her eyes are locked on me as I open the back door and pull out my bowling bag.
"Your ball... is Lucille?" she grins.
"Get it?"
A/N: I, too, researched muchly for this one (quotable Star Trek lines). Couldn't use this, but I loved it: "Mr. Spock, the women on your planet are logical. That's the only planet in the galaxy that can make that claim." - Kirk (Elaan of Troyius) xxx I da Ho