Gleestuck
Episode 1
Season 1
We don't own Glee or MSPA.
==» Principal Snowman: Give it to 'em straight.
You do just that.
"Mr. Egbert, I'm happy to give you funds needed to start a good glee club. We severely lack a well rounded variety of arts programs. In order to aid you, we'll be pulling the Cheerios's dry cleaning and private ship fund." you say plainly, waiting for it.
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"WHAT." Jack's voice rings out. You give him a coy smile.
"Is there a problem, Mr. Noir?" you say, a dark eyebrow rising at the inquiry. The Cheerios coach grits sharp teeth.
"You can't do that! We are an award winning team! We have needs." Jack says, trying as hard as possibly not to have one of those pissy fits he is so prone to having.
"But, Jack, don't you think that we ought to give a little to the arts? Everyone wants their voice to be heard, right Mr. Egbert?" you say in a voice that was both kind and incredibly enthusiastic, just the kind of voice that would further chip away at Jack Noir's nerves. Mr. Egbert gave a curt nod whilst Jack began to shake a bit.
"Couldn't you pull funds from another... organization?" Jack asks, acid seeping through in his voice.
"Other programs don't have money to give like yours. Keep opposing me and I'll pull your massage funds as well." you tell him. Jack's face contorts into a delicious mask of phenomenal fury. Mr. Egbert's face remains the same as it has been since he entered.
You then shoo them off before another distraught grunt could be mumbled, "Well that is all. I look forward to this year's endeavors. You may go."
Mr. Egbert leaves. Jack lingers for a bit, giving you a scowl of utter disgust and loathing.
It takes all the restraint you have not to grab him by the collar and snog him right there.
You nod toward the door and he takes his leave.
Business as usual at Skaia High.
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