Gleestuck

Episode 1

Season 1

Don't own the serieses involved in this production. Also, an extra little reference to a few other serieses is in here. Anyone who gets it wins +100 pulchritude. ;)

==» Fast forward to the next day.

It is now the next morning and Skaia High is once again flooded with the nonsensical bullshittery that typically accompanies high school students in the rush of the morning.

Now before we get into any more story telling, why don't we take a moment to explain the echeladder of Skaia High School.

From top to bottom;

The top rank is of course, [Earth] Football Player or Female Cheerio

Below them is an assortment of physically adept persons, participants in other sports such as [Human] Soccer, Rugby, Extreme FLARPers, Volleyballers, Logthrowers, Musclebeast tamers, Contraraquillas (a sport in which the athletes slay bearsharks), Hockey, and so forth.

Below the physically adept are the swaggeriffic alternative artsy people. This includes Hipsters, Hippies, Poeticists, cool Asians, Bards, slightly less extreme FLARPers, Paintricians, Stoners (from marijuana to sopor slime), Dancers, people in cool bands with ironic names, and Art Critics who really know nothing about art aside from the famous names like Pablo Trollcasso and Claude Monet.

Getting lower you find the people with more intellectual on the echeladder. Here we have Mathletes, Scribes, Scholars, Historians, members of the Academic Team, Science Olympiad members, Archeologists, Explorers of all terrain, Know-it-all Douchebags, people who never study and have straight A's, and people who do nothing but study.

As we further descend the ladder we start to get to the individuals with even odder qualities. The people at this levels are the ones who eat whatever random things come out of their nose, the ones who talk to themselves, Gothic/Goffick persons, girls who eat their feelings, Nerds who try desperately to get laid but know they never will, B-List Douchebag Celebrity Monsters, Chess Club, and uncool Asians.

Descending down the deep abyss to the bottom rungs they go as proceeds: People with mental diseases, the stool of a thousand musclebeasts, and, ah, at last, Glee Club.

So there is a brief explanation of the echeladder hierarchy of Skaia High School.

==» Back to the story!