Gleestuck
Episode 1
Season 1
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==» Nepeta: Walk the halls with your matesprit ("boyfriend")
You are now Nepeta Leijon. You roll your adorable matesprit Tavros Nitram along the gilded glory filled halls of Skaia High.
"N-Nepeta?" Tavros asks.
"Nyah?" You respond, a typical inquiring remark from you.
"Do you, uh, think that we might, uh, maybe, get better? Like, as, a, uh, glee club? D'you think it'll get b-better for u-us?" the legless troll asked. The simultaneously hopeful and hopeless question melted your feline fanatic's heart just slightly. Just as you are about to utter shallow assurances to him, a shock of cold overwhelms you.
A small crowd of felty green donning douchebags continued walking by at a leisurely pace, laughing all the while. You wipe your eyes seeing that both your matesprit and yourself are now covered an ice and syrup suspension.
"Aahhhh! I c-can't see! I'm blind! I'm crippled. And now I'm blind. Why do these things always h-happen!" Tavros wails, wiping at his eyes. You sigh in exasperation. It isn't even eight o' clock in the human-time morning and you are already covered in a combination of ice, high fructose corn syrup, and blue #4.
You wheel yourselves to the closest bathroom as Tavros blubbers about how his eyes sting. Man, what even do they put in those things that they sting that much.
==» Jade: Walk and talk with John