Gleestuck

Episode 1

Season 1

We don't own either of these series. Or Zombieland. Or The Family Man. Or "The Knowing". Thank. Fucking. God. That is literally the worst movie we have seen as a collective. Dear god don't waste those two hours of your life. Don't. Waste. Them.

==»Jade: Walk and talk with John

You are now the adventurous markswoman/diva Jade Harley. You're walking to your locker and you've just caught John in the halls.

"Morning John!" you say with a smile. The dorkalicious ectobiolophile joins you at your side.

"Ugh. Morning Jade. How are you so full of energy?" he asks you. It was simple, really. You always got your full eight hours of sleep. Even if it wasn't all at once. Or in one room. Or continent.

You begin to recount your night,"I slept well last night. I had such an awesome dream I-... Hey are you alright? You don't look to hot yourself." you say, concerned. John, though never fully functional in the morning time looks especially disheveled today. His eyes droop and his slime shirt is on backwards. You want desperately to point this out but decide against it since one of your closest friends looks like Bill Murray in Zombieland.

"I'm fine. I was just up late last night. Between watching The Knowing three times and worrying about glee. I just... I really want it to work out, ya know? It's my thing. I'm not good for much else." he says in an exhaustion induced spill of his inner soulstuffs.

You give him a pap on the shoulder and assure him, "Hey. You're good at lots of things. Like, who else can perfectly cite every line of The Family Man? And you can pull a heck of a practical joke! Remember the oboe thing? That was legend!" At mention of THE OBOE THING your bespectacled comrade cracks a smile.

"Now cheer up. We'll get through this together." You tell him in sickeningly sweet and heartwarming way that would raise the diabetes bar of any onlooking demon mobster kingpin tenfold.

With that the tired Egbert squeezes you into a quick hug before skipping off into some other direction. You shrug.

==» Be John now