Gleestuck

by Dr. Yuki

Your name is John Egbert. You attend Skaia High and you are the UNDENIABLE star of the not entirely prestigious Scratched Directions, Skaia's Glee club. Your year is going to be very interesting. We do not own Glee or MSPA.

111. John: Ride dave like a mechanical bull

Gleestuck

Episode 1

Season 1

Do not own. Glee/MSPA.

==» John: Ride Dave Strider like a mechanical bull

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You will do no such thing. That sounds really stupid and really embarrassing. The mere thought of riding Dave Strider gives you an overwhelming case of the vapors. You'd much rather just do what you originally planned.

==» John: Carry on.