UP MY ALLEY
Chapter 37
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"You're engaged, Edward?"
"You bowl, Mom?"
"You didn't know your Mom was in the circus?"
Um...what?
"She was...you were WHAT?"
"Hold on, kids, first things first," Mom insists. "How did you two meet?"
"Emmett set us up. Bella is Rosalie's third cousin twice-removed."
Mom's hand flies to her hip. "How long have you been seeing each other?"
Bella bursts into loud giggles. "Three hours."
"You work fast, son," Mom grins. "Take after your father."
Speaking of... "Who are you here with anyway?"
"A bunch of clowns," she chuffs. "Phil lets us bowl in exchange for our services."
Dare I ask?
A/N: Take THAT, you two! Okay, someone else figured me out in a PM! Come on now, people. How many people do you know in the fandom who are this off their rockers? Oh...yeah, good point.
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IdH