Gleestuck
Episode 1
Season 1
Don't own Aretha or MSPA or Glee.
==» Jade: Show your stuff!
You are now Jade Harley and you're about to melt the socks off of these people. Or. Something like that. Unlike the other two, you have no problem getting up in front of people and don't hesitate to strut right up there. You give the pianist who was ogling off into space somewhere a thumbs up, he nods back.
"I think we can all relate to this one..." you remark as the pianist plays the opening bits.
What you want!
Baby, I got it!
What you need
You know got it
All I'm asking
Is for a little respect, with ya come on
Kanaya and Nepeta joined in, smiling, with backup, Just a little bit!
I ain't gonna do you wrong
While you're gone
Ain't gonna do you wrong
Cuz I don't wanna
All I'm askin'
Is for a little respect!
(Just a little bit, just a little bit!)
I'm about to give you
All of my money
And all I'm asking
In return honey
Is to give me my profits
When you get home
Yeah baby
When you get home!
Suddenly you hear a moving sax solo. You look to see an incredibly tall, intimidating dude jamming out on his reeded device. You're not sure when he got here, or how he knows the song, but quite frankly if there's one thing you've learnt, it's to go with the flow. Seriously.
Oh, your kisses
Sweeter than honey
And guess what
So is my money!
All I want you to do
Is give it to me when you get home
Yeah baby, whip it to me
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Find out what it means to me!
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Take care, TCB!
Oh! A little respect!
A little repsect!
Just a little bit!
A little respect!
Applause once again fills the room which gained two inhabitants since auditions began. The glee club collectively fondly regards your "white human girl soulswag" as they call it. And then you fall asleep.
==» Dad: Adjourn meeting