UP MY ALLEY
Chapter 38
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"Please tell me you don't actually dress up like a clown and spray people with seltzer," I whimper. Bella presses up against my back, distracting me with her firm breasts and pointy nipples.
"No silly! The clowns dress up. I'm just their fluffer," she says, waving her hand through the air like I just said the most ridiculous thing ever.
Of course after just recently meeting the King of Porn, my mind instantly goes to my mom on her knees with a clown's wang in her mouth.
"Enough about me, when are you two going to make me a grandmother!"
A/N: Yep...I did that. I'm seriously surprised more of you haven't figured out who I am. I'm staying pretty true to form. Clown fluffers and pointy nipples. Yep...that's my trademark.
MR :-)