Gleestuck
Episode 1
Season 1
Don't own Glee or MSPA.
==» Dad: Enter the land of sweat and high school boys
You enter the land of sweat and high school boys. Your large nose provides you ample opportunity to inhale the musk of at least thirty high school boys. You greatly regret the presence of this opportunity and your inability to deny it. Despite this you remain amiable as you step into a side area with a white board. You set down your clip board and pick up an expo marker.
Coach Clubs Deuces, fumbling around, announces your presence. You nod to him and begin to draw on the board as trolls and humans of many shapes and sizes watch you. When you're done you've sketched a graph. After doing market research, you found language that more effectively communicated with the target demographic.
The y axis is labeled "bitches", the x axis "glee". It is an upward curve with a positive slope. A few eyebrows raise, but no other reaction is made apparent. You can see the Strider boy in the back, arms crossed, shaking his head. Next to him that troll that you always saw travel with him and a couple of other trolls and companions. Then there was the robot girl. You're not sure why she goes to school. Or why she's on the football team. You don't really worry about that.
You gesture to the white board once again, inquiring about the party's interest in joining glee club. Some of the jocks laughed whilst others scoffed. A select few thought it appropriate to make farting noises. You cross your arms.
So this is how it's going to be.
¡Qué lastima!
==» Dad: Leave
A/N: Ren says; CHRONOLOGY? LOLWUTISTHAT.