UP MY ALLEY
Chapter 40
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"...our time-share in Bora-Bora?"
"Yes. Oh, hon-est-ly, Edward. I fluff...hair. Big goofy clown hair—used to, anyway. To stay somewhat sane on the road, I taught myself some tricks with my Roto Grip; I became an attraction."
Bella reaches around me and rubs her palm reverently over the surface of Mom's bowling ball. "She is a beauty," Bella says, her voice laced with awe.
"Phil caught my act one time down at the pier and figured I'd be perfect to train his stunt stars, hence...my beautiful friendship with this one here. You still rocking that split, B?"
"Abso! Wanna see?"
A/N: And...we snap the rubber band right back to sane. AND OH MY GOSH LOOK, OUR PLOT! Miss Russett?
xx IdH