UP MY ALLEY
Chapter 44
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…checking Phil's prostate.
Gross.
"Daddy, you don't offer to shake hands after you've been diddling the backdoor!" Bella scolds, slapping at his bare arm. The man has the good grace to look chagrined and just waves instead.
"We're going to be family!" mom squeals from behind me, wrapping her arm around Bella's waist. Suddenly the thought of marrying into a bowling/porn/clown fluffing family seems overwhelming, and for a moment, I forget to breathe.
"Why don't I take Edward into the back room before he falls over," Bella suggests, guiding me away from our assorted parents and through a velvet-covered door.
A/N: Yeah...we all know where that hand was, da Ho.
Slam dunk! And yes, I remember his mom was the clown fluffer. But he's having trouble coming to terms with that.
MR :-)