Happy Platypus Day, everyone! I know what you're thinking, but, yes, it is a real holiday :P :P :P And yay! I'm finally posting the story I've said I'll be posting for months! And months…..

Anyway…. HAFTUNGSAUSSCHLUSS- ZEIT!

I DO NOT OWN PHINEAS AND FERB. ACHARACTER OR PLOT TWIST THAT DOES NOT SEEM FAMILIAR IS PROBABLY MINE.

Rhina the platypus watched Doofenshmirtz pick up a pot from her hiding spot behind the table. She had been spying on him since he left Gimmelshtump, waiting for the right moment to strike.

Rhina was an agent for the worldwide agency O.W.C.A, which was an acronym for the Organization Without A Cool Acronym. Well, you can't get any truer than that.

Rhina wasn't really bothered by the name, though. She focused her attention on the important part of O.W.C.A. It consisted of five different divisions. The American division-there was a North and a South, but most people refer to them as one-, the European division, the African division, the Australian division-that was Rhina's- and the Antarctic division, which was least popular, and Rhina had no idea it existed for a while.

Although run by humans, nearly all of O.W.C.A's agents were animals, such as Rhina. There was the occasional human agent, such as Agent Lyla from C.O.W.C.A, which was part of the American division. O.W.C.A. also had the occasional partner from another agency, like Agent Double 0-0- a stuck-up jerk that Rhina once had the "pleasure" of working with-from the British Spy Union.

Rhina herself was only a part-time agent for...certain reasons, but she was still called one of the best. She didn't really care as long as she did her job.

Doofenshmirtz bought the pot he had been looking at and walked towards his car. Rhina hopped in her rocketcar and followed him.

He got on a plane headed towards America, the city Danville, to be more specific. Rhina followed in her rocketcar.

When the plane touched down and everyone got off, Rhina lost Doof in the crowd.

Crud, she thought. Well, time to start looking for him.

Five hours later, Rhina was beginning to give up on finding Doofenshmirtz. She sat down by a lake in the forest-it was called the Tri-State Forest-and waited for something helpful to happen.

Rhina didn't have to wait long. A family-well, more of a mother and her two daughters by the looks of it-walked by. Rhina heard the red-head toddler-with a somewhat freakishly long neck-ask, "When awe we gonna see Uncle Doofensmwitz?"

The mother-who was also a red-head-sighed. "Candace, we've got to find the building he's meeting us in first, and then we have to wait for him." She spoke in a light German accent.

That was enough information for Rhina. She stuck the state-of-the-art O.W.C.A. Translator in her mouth, then walked over to them. "You're going to see Doofenshmirtz?"

The mother took a step back. "How can you talk?"

"Translator," Rhina replied. "Can you please answer my question?"

The mother sighed. "Yes, we're going to see Doofenshmirtz." She paused, then continued. "If he's a man a little taller than me with reddish-brown hair, an olive green shirt, and a Viking helmet that looks like it has antlers."

Rhina nodded. "Yep, that's him."

"Why do you want to see him?" the mother inquired.

"Business," Rhina replied quickly.

"My brother has business with a beaver-duck?"

"I'm a platypus," Rhina replied huffily.

The mother shrugged. "Same difference."

Rhina sighed. "Can I come with you to see him?"

The mother shrugged again. "If my big brother has business with you, then, yeah, I guess. I'm Amanda," she introduced.

"Rhina," Rhina replied.

"These are my daughters, Candace and Stacy," Amanda continued. "Candace is the red-head, and Stacy is the one with black hair."

"How come Stacy looks more Asian than her sister?"

"Stacy looks like her father, Candace looks more like me," Amanda replied. "But I don't really feel up to being a mother. I've been one for two years, and I'm just not good at it. I'm thinking of putting Candace and Stacy up for adoption while they're still young. That way they won't remember too much about their blood family."

Wow, Rhina thought. "I guess if it's what you want," she said hesitantly. "I just can't imagine doing that if I ever have children."

"Let's keep walking," Amanda said suddenly, changing the subject. "Don't wanna keep my brother waiting."

Rhina talked a little bit with Candace and Stacy as they walked. "What are your names?"

"I'm Cadace," Candace said. "Dat's Stacy." She pointed at her sister, who wasn't talking at all. "We gonna see Uncle Doofensmwitz," she said excitedly.

"Cool," Rhina replied. "And I'm coming with you."

Candace laughed. "Yay!" She turned to her mother. "Funny duck ting is gonna see Uncle Doofensmwitz wit us."

Rhina took a deep breath in, trying not to get annoyed. She's two, she reminded herself.

Amanda was staring off into space. "What? Oh, yes, I already knew that."

The group arrived at the building a little while later. Rhina was surprised to see that it was a post office. "It's not really for certain reasons," Amanda explained. "It's just the first building here I thought of."

Doofenshmirtz was waiting inside. Rhina walked behind a box as Candace ran to her uncle. "Uncle Doofensmwitz!" she shouted excitedly, giving him a bear hug.

"Hallo, Candace," Doofenshmirtz said in his thick accent. He looked at his little sister. "Amanda."

"Brother," Amanda greeted. "How are Roger and Heinz?" Rhina had heard of Doof's sons before, but had never seen them.

"Roger is amazing, as usual, and Heinz-" Doof sighed. "-is a Dumkopf, but what else is new?"

"And Vanessa?"

"It's been a while since I saw her, but last I heard, my two year-old Enkalin is just fine." They were silent for a moment, and Rhina took that as her chance. She stepped out from behind the box.

Doofenshmirtz gasped. "Rhina das Schnabeltier?"

Rhina stayed in her position as Amanda spoke. "What?"

Doofenshmirtz ignored her. "Rhina, what are you doing here?"

Rhina pointed at the box Doofenshmirtz had picked up.

Doofenshmirtz looked at it. "You want to see what's in it?" When Rhina nodded, he opened it up and pulled out...the vase that he had bought in Egypt? "This is for you and my Nichten, Amanda."

Rhina stared at it in confusion, and Doofenshmirtz explained. "I've given up evil, Rhina. I gave it up after I lost our last battle."

Oh, Rhina thought. I guess I'll have to tell O.W.C.A.

Doofenshmirtz stared at her. "You can go now. Tschüss."

Rhina waved bye and walked out the door. A couple blocks down, she saw...another platypus? In the Tri-State Area?

As she walked closer to him, he waved. She waved back. "Hi, I'm Penda," he introduced.

Rhina smiled and shook his paw. "Rhina."

(…)

Rhina walked over to her mate. "I have to tell you something," she said firmly, looking into Penda's eyes.

It had been about four months since Rhina and Penda met. Rhina delivered the message to O.W.C.A. that Doof wasn't evil anymore, then quit O.W.C.A. She was only a part-time agent, after all, and with Doofenshmirtz out of the way, there was really no one for her to fight. It's not like they'll miss me, she had thought.

"What is it?" Penda asked, returning his mate's gaze.

Rhina sighed, then inhaled deeply. It's time to tell him. "I'm pregnant."

Please bear with me on the names…I created them when I was eight :P :P :P And I also came up with the idea that Candace and Stacy were sisters when I was eight, so….. that means Phineas is the only one out of Candace, Phineas, and Ferb that is actually related to Linda. I kept it because…..well, I really like the idea that Doof and Candace are cousins :P :P :P ALL OF MY STORIES ARE NOW GOING ON HIATUS. I AM NOT SURE HOW LONG, BUT I'M HOPING IT WON'T BE TOO LONG. BUT DON'T WORRY, CAUSE IM GONNA KEEP WRITING THE STORIES AND WILL HAVE AN UPDATING SPREE ONCE THE HIATUS HAS BEEN COMPLETED. I ALSO WILL KEEP UP PM CONVERSATIONS AND WILL CONTINUE TO READ AND REVIEW STORIES ON HERE, IM JUST TAKING A BREAK FROM POSTING