Gleestuck
Episode 1
Season 1
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==» John: Call glee club to order
Despite the lack of glee club's authoritative director, you, as his son and unparalleled talent cornerstone of the glee club, are unquestionably in a position of authority amongst your chattering peers. "Hey guys we should probably call this meeting to order. And. Stuff." you say.
It appears that your statement is about 20% absorbed whilst the other 80% is chosen to be utterly ignored. This is unacceptable!
"Guys. Guys?" you continue to attempt retrieving their attention.
"Guys!" you holler. Finally their attention is received. Upon reception of their undivided attention you realize you have no fucking idea what the hell you're going to do with it.
==» John: Ask for backup