UP MY ALLEY

by ThreeHotPotatoes

What girl could resist a good-looking guy with his own custom-drilled bowling ball? A crackfic, hot potato E/B first date rated M just in case they decide to do naughty things.

59. Chapter 59

UP MY ALLEY

Chapter 59

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I shift from one bare foot to the other at the end of lane four. Bella and I spent ten frantic minutes digging through the costumes, but of course being that the movies they shot were porn, they didn't have many shoes.

I refused to be married in knee-high leather biker boots.

We'd managed to find some soft gray cords and a nice white button-down for me. Bella found something from 'Here Cums the Bride' but I had been forbidden to even glance at it.

I look around and notice my mom is already crying into a clown's colorful handkerchief.

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A/N: I'm not sure if there is a porno called 'Here Cums the Bride' but there should be.

Aw...I always cry at weddings!

Take it, Tot!