UP MY ALLEY

Chapter 60

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Bella walks out in a skimpy, white bra and panties set, covered in sheer lace, and before I can say 'spank my monkey', Aro's asking for my vows.

Taking her hand, I say, "Um...I wrote you a poem.

Bella's Bodacious Boobs
Baby, big bouncy boobs are my kryptonite.
And I can't wait to get you home tonight."

Fuck! That's lame-she's gonna bail!

When I look up, Bella's smile is as long as my dick, and I sigh in relief.

"In conclusion, as Selena Gomez would say...A day without you is like a year without rain. I love you, Bella."


A/N: Sorry for the delay. As it turns out, my rl wants me sometimes, too. *smh*

Alterite threw down the challenge gauntlet and requested alliteration. There ya go, bb! You guys can thank/blame her for this! Lol

xx - Hot Tot