UP MY ALLEY

Chapter 62

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Bella's hand trembles as she clears her throat and looks from the paper to my eyes.

"Edward – we've gone from chasing cannibalistic hogs to me riding yours. From corny clowns canoodling to the perfect seven-ten split. I've seen your solid six-pack, and you've seen my jiggling jellyroll. Now…waiting to be pronounced man and wife, I wanted to show you one last thing." I release her reluctantly and glance around as she slips to her knees before me.

"Bella, I've already felt your fabulous fellatio," I hiss under my breath.

"No, Skid, you need to see this before we're tied together."


A/N: Take THAT! So Tot...what are we gonna see her do? I have no idea! GAH!

MR