UP MY ALLEY
Chapter 64
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...out my knife.
"Son!" Mom cries, sliding to a split between my bride and the gleaming blade.
"Brick?" Aro swiftly swoops in and sends the switchblade soaring.
"Bells!" Charlie lunges for Bella's shoulders and yanks her backward; the two of them fall like dominoes atop Phil, who's sprinted over to help.
"What's all the fuss, everyone? I was just going to give her a tiny prick."
Bella, my beautiful busty bride, begins to belly-laugh, bringing the balance of the bowled-over bystanders to their bottoms with her befuddling behavior.
"Brick, baby, you couldn't give me a tiny prick if you tried."
A/N: Crack-alliteration for the evil instigator, Alterite. Any other requests out there? (End this madness, you say? BAHAHA!) xx IdH OUT!