Gleestuck
Episode 1
Season 1
Don't own MSPA or Glee or Grease.
==» John and Dave: Sing an unintentionally homosexual song
The nervous pianist plays a catchy diddy on the piano on the stage of the auditorium which you are now in. John and Dave begin singing a particularly moving number.
Dave sings,
I got chills
They're multiplyin'
And I'm loosing control
Cause the power you're supplying
It's electrifying!
John fumbles the sheet music nervously, "Uh, Dad, do I really have to sing this?"
One stern, blank look from his father informs John that he is required to go through with this despite the lardacious campiness of the song.
He sighs and sings while the glee club backs him up, confidence floods him as he gets into character
You better shape up (doot doot doo!)
Cause I need a man
John struts forward, his hips moving in a borderline shameful way. He glides behind the line of gleeks singing.
But my heart is set on you! (And my heart is set on you!)
John twirls in front of Kanaya, not so gently molesting the front of her face by running his hand not so gently down it.
You better shape up
John decides this is a good time to swipe his hands across Nepeta's bosoms. Don't ask, just go with it.
You better understaand!
At this line John sends poor Tavros reeling forward, nearly rolling off of the stage.
To my heart I must be truee!
The two join together in a riveting harmony of volcanic proportions.
Nothing left for me to do!
John finally grabs Dave's arm for the epic finale and the two ensue in a dance almost as shameful as Mr. Egbert's hat. Almost.
You're the one that I want!
(You are the one I want!)
Hoo Hoo hoo!
You're the one that I want, you are the one I w
==» Jade: Oh HELL to the no!