Gleestuck
Episode 1
Season 1
Don't own MSPA or Glee.
==» Dad: Answer message
You open the Serious Business messenger to see who is inquiring request of conversation.
- pipefan413 began chatting with fedorafreak at XX:XX -
pipefan413: Excuse me, son!
pipefan413: How fares your times as spanish teacher?
fedorafreak: times fare both taxing and stimulating mentally. we recently acquired a new and valuable male addition to the glee club much to our jubilation.
pipefan413: Hoo hoo! Jolly good!
pipefan413: And Johnny? How has my grandbaby been? :)
fedorafreak: ...
fedorafreak: from what i can observe john's times have been formidably difficult. high school proves an arduous foe.
fedorafreak: however due to my current position i am afraid i harbor little power to improve the situation substantially.
pipefan413: Oh my. :(
pipefan413: Be careful, dear. I've heard about more mass firings in public schools.
fedorafreak: ...
pipefan413: I'm sure your instruction in the matters of español are more than sufficient! ;)
pipefan413: But schools are cutting corners. The government isn't helping much either. :(
pipefan413: Are you sure you wouldn't rather return to your more secure job as a businessperson?
fedorafreak: ...
fedorafreak: i will take into consideration your thoughtful words. at the moment nothing quite stirs me to change my career back. i believe if my niche is carved just so i could provide aid to this school and these kids.
fedorafreak: perhaps my livelihood would not assist the masses. but if i believe being able to improve the lives of at least the few children of glee club, if only by one notch on the atomic scale, it would make my stay at the public education institution worth while. especially john.
pipefan413: Hoo hoo! What am I doing worrying! Your heart is in the right place!
pipefan413: Oh dear, I need to go now! Mr. Kingpin is pulling into his driveway and I rigged his mailbox with pudding grenades again! Hoo hoo! He'll never know what hit him when he checks for his issue of The Monthly Rump!
fedorafreak: ...
fedorafreak: mother that is silly
pipefan413: Lighten up! If his infernal yappy dog didn't insist on leaving presents in my yard this whole combustive pudding ordeal could be wholly avoided.
pipefan413: Bye darling!
-pipefan413 ceased chatting with fedorafreak-
You scratch your head. Your mother is a colorful woman, that is certain.
==» Dad: Back to business
A/N: Fu says; We're aware that pipefan413 is supposed to be Dad's username, but for the sake of chatting we figured we'd just make it hers, so yeah. Also even though Jane is Nanna, we kind of give Nanna more of our own headcannony kind of personality than one directly Jane-ish (after all Nanna is a lot older). In our brains she's an active old woman who is a great prankster and loves her babies so much.