Gleestuck
Episode 1
Season 1
Don't own MSPA or Glee.
==» Mom: Sign up to chaperone with that roguish devil Egbert
At a later time in the day you are now Mom. Also, you have royally fucked up. Up's bottom is sore from the thorough fucking you have given it because that's how hard up had been fucked.
You're not sure what happened, but you remember looking at the clock to see the digits saying 2:32, just a few minutes after the bell rings to let the students out. After that, you vaguely recall mixing yourself a zombie from the smorgasbord of alcohol you often have on store in your office, and then it gets dark.
Whatever got you from point A being then to point B, being 5:20 and about two and a half hours late from picking your daughter up from her fancy private school, you're not quite sure. You are sure, however, that you are tragically sober.
You walk out of your office just in time to see one Mr. Egbert shuffling out of the teacher's lounge. You glance in the door to see a bright green paper on a nearby bulletin board asking for fellow teachers to accompany him on a Saturday field trip for glee club.
Obviously you must sign up.
So you do, your swirly, drunken cursive script.
==» FF: Next morning, be Dave