Gleestuck

Episode 1

Season 1

Do not own Glee or MSPA.

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Of course you are none other than Skaia High's notorious Eridan Ampora. Who the fuck else would you be?

You were just inquiring about the status of your best bud, Dave Strider, resident cool seacucumber of the school.

"Sup Ampora?" he greets you.

You sniff, "Just dunked a few lowlings into the garbage heap. I love the smell of inferior humiliation in the morning." you say. Dave nods as you two begin your walk toward the glorious gates of high school.

"Hey, you! Yeah. Out of our way." you demand as you see some lingering fool in a wheelchair rolling about like an idiot. As you continue walking, he ceases moving.

"Bro, he's probably got some shit up in his wheels." Dave remarks, his calm the perfect contrast to your constant state of flusterment.

"I can help with that." you say, advancing upon the crippled kid and giving the chair a swift kick. The wheels don't roll, but the chair moves.

Or, more correctly, falls the fuck over.

Serves him right, gimping around in a public area. You think you see Dave give a sideways glance at the kid, but it's probably superiority and not pity that warrants it. Yup, life sure is good being at the top of the school food chain.

"So, uh, Dave, wwhat's good?" you ask. Dave shrugs, "Nothing. Everything. Don't even know man. Got in another fight with my bro this morning. Douche sliced up a few mix tapes in the process. Not dope, bro. Not. Dope." he remarks with barely-there dejection.

"Ouch. My Lusus stomped on some of my wwands this morning as well. Not at all "dope". " you tell him.

"But at least it is Friday." you continue, "Too bad there's football tomorroww morning. Ugh. Hopefully wwe wwon't have to run laps wwith ironic busts tied to us..." you muse.

Dave suddenly absconds, "Yeah, bro. I always feel real nervous when I've got the weight of Ben Stiller on my shoulders, dude, I gotta go peace."

And with that your bro disappeared for some weird reason.

But, what's that? It looks like Dave dropped something.

==» Eridan: Pick up the object