Gleestuck
Episode 1
Season 1
Glee and MSPA do not belong to us.
==» Eridan: Read chat log
You can't help but snoop on the incredibly enigmatic and out of place messages blaring right at you from the screen of your friend's fancy phone.
You begin reading,
- ectoBiologist messaged turntechGodhead -
EB: hey dave. uh. sorry to disturb but just wanted to let you know
EB: guess there's something planned for glee on saturday
EB: so yeah.
EB: my dad wanted me to tell you that.
TG: sorry bro no can do
TG: got football practice
EB: yeah, my dad told me.
EB: he said he thought you would say that
EB: he told me that if you said that to say
EB: you need to come unless you want strings to be cut
EB: like a puppet left limp
EB: whatever in alternia that means :\
TG: shit
TG: shit bro
TG: your padres got some wicked tricks up his sleeve
TG: fine tell him i'll go
- turntechGodhead ceased messaging ectoBiologist -
This development confounds you. Egdork couldn't possibly be pestering the right Dave. There has to be some mistake. There's no way your choice bro, on top of the echeladder of awesome in Skaia High, would possibly stoop to the level of mudbloods and freaks. Would he?
==» Dave: Inform Coach Deuces of your Saturday absence