Inside Temari's heart

Inside Temari's heart is love and forgiveness. And whoever believes that, doesn't know her. Temari is seething inside, her blood boiling, thinking up ways to punish her husband of one year.

Now, the ass is probably strategizing how to get out of this. No. He won't get out of this with just a few scratches. He's gonna bleed and he's gonna beg.

I, Nara Temari, am gonna consider my options carefully, or that lazy ass will feel like he gets off lightly.

Option 1: I'm gonna hit him with my fan and if he dares to stop me, I'm gonna hit him some more until I break something—probably a finger or two. Can't break more than that… a pity. Broken arms will mean me feeding him. Broken ribs will mean him staying home. Just no.

Oh wait…Damn! I think he'll probably expect this... I don't want to be called predictable now, will I?

Option 2: Hitting him is out. How about withheld to him his husbandly rights? He'll come crawling after not having it for a week... Come on, Temari! That will be like spitting on your own face. NO! NO! Double no!

Option 3: Damn it, I can only think of one option. Hit him. Hit him hard!

How about if I cry? Just crocodile tears, of course. He'll definitely not see that coming. Gah, Temari! You're not that good enough actress to pull this one off. He'll probably just laugh...Hmn wonder how he will look if I cry for real? Hmp he'll probably cry with me, that crybaby! Why the hell did I marry him anyway?

Option 4: Give him the silent treatment...No talking. No bashing. No nothing. I think this will be extremely hard. Let me think about this. Can I do this? I wonder...Come on Temari, what else?

Option 5: Leave him? Whatever for?! I love the lazyass. No, you don't. Yes, I do! Now, shut up. I can't think.

Option 6: Tell him the truth; that you are hurt that he wasn't here to celebrate this special day. Like I will have a heart to heart talk with him and get mushy and stuff? Oh please. Get real. That gives me the creeps. But that's the idea. He'll feel uncomfortable. Yeah, but I will feel embarrassed. So no!

Option 7: Look at you. You're talking to and negating yourself. Breathe…Exhale. Inhale. Exhale. Inhale. Now, that you are calm, what else?

…Tell him the news. Yeah, why not? Oh wait, the door is being opened.

And I can't help it, I just have to blurt it out, "Oi, Shika! I have good news and you blew it. I was going to tell you I'm pregnant. But I changed my mind. I'm not pregnant. If I get huge just ignore it. It's just your imagination. And I hate you! You stupid jerk! It was going to be a wonderful surprise and you blew it! So I'm going to tell my child her father is an asshole when it's born. And if you are absent during its birth I'm gonna kill you! You hear that!...By the way Happy Anniversary! Now, close your mouth and kiss me!

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~1/19/11AF P 3 31 12 then 3 5 13~

A/N: Yep, you've seen this before ~I think it's re-uploaded for the third time now~

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