Gleestuck
Episode 1
Season 1
Don't own Glee or MSPA
==» Eridan: Return the phone and inquire about Dave's presence tomorrow
You find your friend outside the locker room. Coach Deuces seems rather distraught. Perhaps he's been informed of Dave's situation? Before thinking anymore (because quite frankly you do very little thinking, if any at all, before going into situations) you go straight into questions.
"Dave. You dropped your mobile device. So, you wwon't be wwith us Saturday?" you say.
Dave looks at you the same way he looks at you all the time. Damn he's good. "Wwhat could be so pressing that you would miss mandatory practice tomorrow?" you grill. For a moment you see what you believe is a muscle in the human's neck tense a bit.
"Yeah. Sorry dude, but, my Bro's getting surgery done. He's gonna need my help." Dave said, smooth as butter.
"Really?" you insist, "Surgery? Sounds quite terrible indeed. And wwhat kind of procedure is your "Bro" getting done that would be so detrimental? He's quite an able person, from what I hear." your eyes narrow, ever so slightly.
Dave's expression doesn't change, "He's getting his ovaries removed."
Your eyes narrow more. Perhaps the chat log was a mistake.
You have no idea what an ovaries is, but it sounds like something a human doesn't want removed.
You shrug and give your pal one of those weird shoulder slap things that humans give and go to your own affairs.
==» Dave: Breathe