Gleestuck
Episode 1
Season 1
Don't own MSPA or Glee or Rehab.
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Ms. Lalonde and Mr. Egbert perched next to each other, one drinking brandy, the other soberly observing. Dave ended up next to John who sat next to Jade who was whispering to Kanaya who had helped Nepeta roll Tavros down. Despite the slight bit of rowdy talk, the glee club seemed to go undetected.
Lights came up and a large, well dressed glee club appeared out of what seemed to be nowhere.
Ohio, Ohio, Ohio
The angelic voices synthesized beautifully, even Dave quirked an eyebrow in appreciation. Suddenly the tune picked up,
They try to make me go to rehab
And I say no, no no!
I ain't got the time
And if my daddy thinks I'm fine
They try to make me go to rehab
And I say no no no
The show choir moved in perfect unison, like robots programmed to stimulate charisma and spirit whilst moving in synch to music. Dave was sure the prospect of such a thing would make his bro shed a manly tear.
The girls sang,
I'd rather be at home with ray
The guys sang,
And I don't got seventy days
Cuz there's nothing you can teach me
I can't learn from Mr. Hathaway!
I didn't get a lot in class
But I know it don't come in a shot glass
At this point, the jaws of Skaia high's glee club needed to be collected off of the floor, save for Dave's and Mr. Egberts.
They tried to make me go to rehab but I said 'no, no, no'
Yes I've been bad but when I come back you'll know know know
I ain't got the time and if my daddy thinks I'm fine
He's tried to make me go to rehab but I won't go go go
The man said 'why do you think you here'
I said 'I got no idea'
'I'm gonna, I'm gonna lose my baby
So I always keep a bottle near'
He said 'I just think your depressed,
This me "Yeah, baby, and the rest"
They tried to make me go to rehab but I said 'no, no, no'
Yes I've been bad but when I come back you'll know know know...
I don't never wanna drink again
I just ooooh I just need a friend
I'm not gonna spend ten weeks
Have everyone think I'm on the mend
It's not just my pride
It's just til these tears have dried
They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said 'no no no'
Yes I've been bad, but when I come back you'll know know know
I ain't got the time and if my daddy thinks I'm fine
They tried to make me go to rehab but I won't go go go!
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