Gleestuck
Episode 1
Season 1
Do not own Glee or MSPA or Happy Meals.
==» John: Try to reassure the gang.
You are now the most obviously talented member of this glee club as perpetually exclaimed exclusively by yourself. Sure the opposition possessed pristine costuming, moving harmony, unparalleled dance steps and robot like endurance all whilst wearing smiles that would make a Trolldonald's Jocular Meal look dim in comparison, and maybe, just maybe they were essentially perfect singing, dancing robots programmed to annihilate competition like some kind of a nuclear bomb was dropped on them and then they were eaten by cockroaches who shat them out in a frenzy of diarrhetic urination who were then-
Jegus, you're not even fooling yourself.
"Uh... Look, guys. I know they may be robotically perfect," you start, "But, we've got... We've got heart." Oh gog you can feel the gorgonzola running through your veins 'cause this shit is cheesy,"We... We have a reason to want this. We're not... programmed. We... We..."
"Suck." Strider finished. You look at him. You try to look menacing, like a brusque Ghost Rider Nic Cage eying the devil before his final duel. You end up looking more like the hopeless dweeb you are.
The other members mumbled in agreement. Suddenly the team erupts into an uproar of shame.
"Did you see their dresses!" Kanaya says. "They moved in perfect parallel structure..." Tavros stammers. "Their pitch was perfect..." Jade adds.
SCREEEEEEECH.
The sound causes all vocalization of any kind to halt as all hands raise to earholes.
==» John: What was that sound!