Gleestuck
Episode 1
Season 1
Don't own Glee or MSPA.
==» FF: Next Monday morning; Dave: Walk through parking lot
You are now Dave Strider. You sit in your car for just a minute, reflecting on the warped ass events of your past few days. A smuppet finds its way into your locker, your ass gets grilled and you're faced with the prospect of Glee, aka, social suicide, which you must gladly take with open fucking arms like its a blessing (which it is compared to explaining a year of detention to your Bro). You still remember coming home from school after your first day. Bro was to busy busting his fucking chops on the floor to engage in your usual after school combat banter.
Then Saturday, as if you weren't fucked over enough, provided the supplemental information that Scratched Directions, the haphazard name of the organization, was not only low on the echeladder of Skaia High, but low on the echeladder of show choir in general. That sucker punch hit you way fucking deeper than it should have. It really did. But, whatever.
You wipe your hands down your stoic face. Guess it's time to get down with the morning groove.
You walk out and thing's start out normal. Noncommittal nods are directed towards adoring ladies and fist bumps are exchanged with bros. Seems like shit's zippity-fucking-doo-dah today. Just like it is every other day.
You see your best bro Eridan approach.
"Sup Strider." he greets you. A crowd of other football players stalks behind him. It's not unusual to see Eridan with a posse, but the weird thing was that he hadn't even committed any energy to dunking lowbloods and losers into the dumpsters as was per usual in the morning.
"Wwe have something to show you." he says. You shrug. Last time he told you that he showed you a tower of portapotties that he so graciously gave another football player the honor of knocking down for the purpose of ironic lulz.
Eridan leads you around the back of the school. You stand there for a minute. You find yourself surrounded by large fellow football players with their arms crossed in a circle. It as like you were the nucleus of their atomic powwow.
==» Eridan: Reveal discovery