Gleestuck
Episode 1
Season 1
Don't own Glee or MSPA.
==» Eridan: Reveal discovery
A few days earlier you were informed of your best bro Dave's to-be absence on Saturday for practice. He told you it was going to be for some awkward and dire sounding human surgery.
Though you never really gave two shits 'bout the other Strider, upon occasion you liked to try your hand at this "irony" thing Dave always spoke of. You thought that you'd impress your bro with a get well card for his Bro. However, when you looked up the correct spelling of ovaries, things got awry.
"So... Wwhere wwere you on Saturday, again?" you ask.
Nothing. No facial twitch. No eyebrow cock. Not a single muscle moves. Strider just reiterates his story, "I told you, my Bro had surgery to-"
"Yes, to remove his ovaries am I correct?" you ask to confirm the story. Dave's face remains blank.
"That's a funny thing, Dave, because through a series of disturbing and slightly revolting human anatomical research queries, I discovered something. Human males do not possess ovaries. They are exclusive to females. Now, either your Bro is a female... Or you are lying." you say triumphantly, your awesome scarf blowing in the wind like a scene out of an awesome wizard movie.
Dave says nothing at this. You lift your hand and the gang of football players surrounding the bespectacled blonde raise previously concealed paint guns.
"Dave, is your Bro a human female?" you ask, acid filtering into your voice. After all, why would your best bro lie to you? I mean, sure, you may perhaps upon occasion do something dishonest that may or may not involve him, but that is entirely beyond the point.
You don't need to worry. At questioning the integrity/honor of his Bro, Dave, though not facially responsive, becomes defensive.
"No. My Bro is just that, a Bro. Don't act like you don't know." Dave says. The group of football players lift the guns and take aim. You narrow your own spectacled eyes.
"Shit, fine... Fuck. I... I skipped Saturday because I had to go to... Glee club." Dave says, the last bit coming out almost below the decibel register you are capable of hearing, "But you've got the power. You don't have to do this, Eri-"
You smirk.
Your comrades fire.
Dave Strider is covered in paintballs and even though he's your bro, you know this is what's best for him. He needs to repent whatever in fuck's name spirit possessed him to do such a thing.
After the hume is thoroughly painted, you leave him to his devices. You suppose you'll deal with him later.
There are people who are overdo for a trash bath, anyhow.
==» Nanna: Message dad