Gleestuck
Episode 1
Season 1
Don't own Glee or MSPA.
==» Nanna: Message dad
-pipefan413 began messaging fedorafreak-
pipefan413: Hoo hoo, how's it going son!
pipefan413: Has the insurance gotten back to your house problem?
fedorafreak: unfortunately the insurance has yet to respond to my claim
fedorafreak: this is most detrimental to the financial situation
pipefan413: :( At least nobody got hurt
pipefan413: Tell me again, my memory's not what it used to be...
pipefan413: How on this planet did your toilet just suddenly get removed from the spot where it sat?
fedorafreak: despite extensive investigation there doesnt appear to be any clear culprit
fedorafreak: my hypothesis is that if the constantly labile water pressure reached a dangerous level then the toilet would have been blown out of its place and into the front yard hence creating a large hole in that side of the house
fedorafreak: however i have yet to arrange someone to inspect the potential cause of the quandary
pipefan413: :( How are you going to pay for that?
fedorafreak: ...
pipefan413: Don't play coy with me, son. I know when you're lying, and I can tell that the public education institution is not a lucrative one for you...
pipefan413: Plus you also have John's college to think about
pipefan413: Along with dodgy water pressure and a hole where the toilet was...
fedorafreak: ...
pipefan413: I don't want to push you son, but there's an accounting opening at the P.S. Bank.
pipefan413: Just think about it, please?
pipefan413: For Johnny?
-fedorafreak ceased messaging pipefan413-
==» Dad: Print out application for accounting job
A/N: Fu says; Despite the fact that we twist and turn shit all over the place in this fic, we couldn't fathom a hysterical pregnancy being relatable in MSPA, that would involve wives and shit. So we just made it financial hardships?