Gleestuck
Episode 1
Season 1
Don't own Glee or MSPA or Seussical or Pretty Little Liars (all of which are referenced to in this chapter).
==» FF: Be John
You are John. Glee club has begun. You decide to do roll call even though the absence of one cool dude is just about as obvious as a giant fucking elephant in a nest in a tree on an egg singing melancholy tunes about being isolated from your peers. But that's a completely different story.
You proceed anyways.
"Nepeta Leijon." you say.
"Nyeh?" she mewls, preoccupied with pawing at a mouse toy dangling from Tavros' hand. (You push all thoughts of the freaky fetishes those two must have to the terrible pits of your perverted adolescent mind.)
"Kanaya Maryam." you say.
"Here." she articulated, more focused on a mohair brassier she was working on knitting.
"Tavros Nitram." you say.
"H-here." he stammers.
"Jade Harley." you call.
"I'm here." Jade says, polishing a new desert eagle despite the obvious illegality of the object.
You're not sure where your father is. At some point in time he stopped in, you can tell by the presence of his open briefcase.
...Open?
==» John: Look inside the briefcase