Gleestuck

by Dr. Yuki

Your name is John Egbert. You attend Skaia High and you are the UNDENIABLE star of the not entirely prestigious Scratched Directions, Skaia's Glee club. Your year is going to be very interesting. We do not own Glee or MSPA.

184. Jade: Tell everyone to calm down

Gleestuck

Episode 1

Season 1

Don't own Glee or MSPA

==» Jade: Tell everyone to calm down

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Despite the distressing implications of the evidence presented, you aim to calm down your peers.

"Guys?" you utter. They're busy collectively being noisy douchebags.

"Guys?" you inquire again. Still no valid response.

"GUYS!" you finally holler. The club ceases squawking.

"Look, I know this seems grim, but we should really try to be positive." you tell them. Mumbled concurrences die down to a silence so prolonged and awkward that the pianist felt moderately comfortable in it.

==» John: Hey, where's Dave?