Gleestuck
Episode 1
Season 1
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==» John: Go where no gleek has gone before
You channel your inner devilishly handsome yet misunderstood trickster and bravely charge down to the athletic locker room. Before you even reach the place, however, you feel a strong tug on the back of your shirt.
You fall backwards on your ass.
"Hey!" you holler.
"Calm your tits, Egbert, it's me. And you ought to be on your knees kowtowing after I saved you from being fucking annihilated by the football team." Dave Strider tells you.
You frown. He is not in an agreeable mood.
"Look, I was just wondering why you decided it was a jollygood time to ditch glee." you tell him as sternly as somebody who is just about as threatening as a fairybull could.
You swear for a moment you hear a snicker.
"Look, Egbert. Uh. Glee is... Uh... Kind of like a mudslide of fucking awful crushing my reputation. I can't really deal with that shit right now. Dig?" he says.
You finally get off your ass and look him in the eye (well, through black lenses). "Look, Dave, you are really talented. And as amazing and flawless as you think your poker face is, I can tell you enjoy it. Right. I said it." you tell him, "You shouldn't care what they think. You have a gift and you can't care about what others think. You're better than them." At this point you have no fucking idea what else to say so you storm off into the distance leaving Dave with same look he always has on his face.
Ass.
==» Dave: Return to the football players