Gleestuck

Episode 1

Season 1

Don't own Glee or MSPA.

==» Dave: Return to the football players


You don't feel disgruntled. You don't. Whatever that Egbert kid said has no effect or bearing on you whatsoever. It's not like he planted a poisonous spore of words deep into the fecund crevices of your fertile mind which has germinated and begun infiltrating your conscience. That's definitely not it. Before further probing the cogs and turntables of your mind you opt to return to the mecca of shallowness that is the football locker rooms.

High fives and fist bumps are exchanged and you see your bro Eridan Ampora (you still don't know why you're best friends) and some of your other bros chilling in a corner.

"Hey, Strider. Wwe've got a surprise for you!" Eridan beckons you. The other football players chitter along.

Hey, who are those people anyway? Perhaps now would be a good time to finally introduce them. There's the sweaty one and another significantly less sweaty one.

==» Introduce the sweaty one