Gleestuck
Episode 1
Season 1
Don't own Glee or MSPA.
==» Ms Lalonde: "Accidentally" Stumble into Mr. Egbert
The news of Mr. Egbert's impending leave has spread like wildfire and you refuse to have any of that. Though you are not entirely sure why Principal Snowman informed you of this occurrence or why she seemed so keen on Mr. Egbert remaining despite the fact that he costs money to the school, you do agree with her perspective. He needs to stay.
Not only has the dignified man provided ample eye candy for your dreary days, but you've come to discover that he's also kind of a really nice man. It would be incredibly selfish of you to not assure that he remains on the school premises.
You see the man walking the checkered floors of the school and take one for the team, bumping into him and causing the contents of your chic tote bag and his stiff briefcase to spill onto the floor.
"A thousand pardons are given." he says. Man you love his voice. He stacks papers neatly and chronologically arranges them for you. You pick up a couple canisters of Barbasol and a pipe and then something catches your eye.
"So that's your son?" you ask, noticing the small five by seven paper is a baby picture of his son riding a slime with a microphone in hand. He nods.
"What a cutie. Look at him, ridin' the slime prepeindig... pretending he's a super star... So he's alwawys... always liked music?" you ask, hoping to poke at his nostalgia receptacles.
He nods again, looking at the phone.
"I think maybe you should cosnider... consider staying. Just look at how happy your little boy is. Singing on the slime like he's Lady Gristga or somethin'." you tell him, making as huge a deal as you can out of it, "I mean... He loves music so so much... And to share that with him... Heck I can't een... even hear a note out of my daughter's mouth... To have a son to share that with is... Soemthing... soewking... whatever." you say.
And with that you gather your things and quickly trot away and let Egbert's brain marinate in the juices of the feels you just laid down on him.
==» Dad: Exit the school with a heavy mind