Gleestuck

by Dr. Yuki

Your name is John Egbert. You attend Skaia High and you are the UNDENIABLE star of the not entirely prestigious Scratched Directions, Skaia's Glee club. Your year is going to be very interesting. We do not own Glee or MSPA.

201. Cheerios Interlude

Gleestuck

INTERLUDE

Season 1

CHEERIOS INTERLUDE

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Sloppy.

Sloppy.

Sloppy.

"THAT'S SLOPPY. YOU'RE ALL SLOPPY BABIES!" you holler in their general direction.

Is that cellulite you see? Goddammit Regina. And how many times have you told Glavni that she needs to have high ponytail. Hers is moderate at the most generous. You want high confound it. High!

Your cheerios stick the last movement of their routine. Sure, it looks nice, they might say, not too shabby, they say. But you don the eyes of a trained champion and this won't cut it.

You pick up your megaphone, "You think this is hard? Try being waterboarded... that's hard!" you say.

It just ain't easy finding good cheerios these days.

END CHEERIOS INTERLUDE