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Any feedback good or bad is always appreciated. Italics are character thoughts
Selina was still crouched looking in through the keyhole when she noticed Ivy's body stiffen and the plants surrounding her begin to fuss. She clocked Ivy's subtle hand movement and caught sight of a vine sneaking its way out of the room. Time to go. Last thing I need is to get caught by Ivy too, whatever Harley did she probably deserved it, I'm not sticking around to get a kiss of death. As Selina went to slink away she heard the door opening and the redheaded goddess stepped out surveying the area. Selina stopped dead in the shadows and prayed that Ivy went the other way.
Ivy stood and listened. She couldn't hear anything but she knew there was another bone bag spying on her, if she couldn't even entertain in her own home without people interfering...perhaps it was time to get away again, humans were beginning to grate on her more so than usual. She'd find the culprit and deal with them and Harley before she escaped to a tranquil hot plant filled location to relax. As she turned to close the door on Harley the bright blue eyes snapped onto hers pleading with her, the green skinned beauty simply blew the blonde a kiss and closed to the door silencing the muffled shouts.
As Ivy paused to blow Harley a kiss Selina went to move away when she noticed a vine slithering its way along the wall just level with Selina's neck, she ducked just in time and limboed her way out of reach before turning and flipping up into the rafters escaping to the safety of the shadows just as Poison Ivy turned back, face grim with determination and as she stalked off Selina breathed a sigh of relief.
Harley gave up her shouts a little after the door closed on her. Whatever Red was up to, she wasn't going to let Harley down any time soon. May as well get comfortable...as comfortable as a girl can get wrapped in vines hanging upside down. She wriggled to try and manoeuvre herself only to learn that any movement she made caused the vines to squeeze her. She stopped moving immediately when one vine, that had made itself at home around the top of her thigh, brushed against the apex of her legs, she shuddered with pleasure and moaned. Jeez! Maybe I can understand why Red likes these things so much! Harley was then inundated with images of the redheaded beauty pleasuring herself on a bed of leaves, vines stroking her body and- Whoa! One kiss and I'm turning lezzy? Oh boy I think I'm in trouble!
At that moment a loud rendition of The Stranglers Waltzin' Black began to ring out and echo around the room. Harley's eyes grew wide with fear and she looked around frantically for the culprit. She spotted it lying on the floor next to a plant head that looked suspiciously like a massive Venus fly trap. She tried shouting through the leaf gag to get the plant to comply, it didn't move. She knew that Ivy had gone on a hunt so that meant that she was around and the sneaky person who was spying was also around. She began screaming and shouting as loud as she could, if she didn't get hold of that little bundle of plastic that was vibrating and moving around on the floor spilling out freaky laughter and tones, if she didn't answer that call...it wasn't worth thinking about. She began wrenching her body trying to loose herself from the vines' grip, she could barely feel them clenching at her limbs, the pain didn't register, she had to get that phone. As she wiggled her mouth against the leaf she managed to grasp the edge in her lips and proceeded to bite down hard, the gag flew off her mouth and she screamed "RED! ANYBODY! GET ME OUTTA HERE!" As she was shouting the worst happened. The phone stopped ringing. Her eyes filled with fearful tears and she her sobs wracked her whole body. "Puddin'"
The vines had begun squeezing her even tighter, she felt her chest being restricted and it was getting harder to breathe. She closed her eyes and was about to give up, better these than the Joker, when the phone started up again, the hellish laughter and disjointed tones rang out seemingly louder than before and Harley took as deeper breath as she could and began jerking and wrenching her body around whilst screaming at the top of her lungs. Mistah J was giving her a second chance, he never rang twice, if she failed to answer a second time, there would be hell to pay...and then some.
Harley was starting to see spots, she could barely breathe now and her consciousness was starting to fade, any energy she had left was used by still trying desperately to free herself from the iron vice grip Ivy's vines had on her. As her efforts were beginning to wane she looked up to see a figure standing in the doorway. The black silhouette had its hands on hips and all she could make out was a smile spreading across the darkened face as she registered the phone had gone deathly silent.