Gleestuck
Episode 2
Season 1
==» FF: Coach Noir: Rain on Glee's parade
The pianist is playing scales as the kids stretch their vocal chords in preparation for dropping some mad boss songs up in this room. Dad/Mr. Egbert observes them.
Dad.
Dad.
The jerk who singlehandedly aborted your Cheerio European Dry Cleaning Fund like a cancerous frog virus in a crucial game. And Principal Snowman? Her indifference and, ugh, support of the glee club further fuels your boiling, fetid rage. You storm into the happy hippy dippy lovey room of music crap and clear your throat real dignified like.
"Hello there Mr. Egbert and annoying tone deaf needy children." you say, receiving a delicious array of dissatisfied looks.
"I was in the library, terrorizing children as usual, and I just picked up the most interesting read." you say, holding up your copy of High School Show Choir Rules, "And I came across an enthralling line in chapter 7, section 3, subsection A, line 59 and would you read this? It says right here 'A show choir must have 12 members to qualify for competition'. Now lemme see..." you make an exaggerated job of counting the sad troup of gallivanting dorks, "I only see six. Hm. Well, just thought I'd share that fascinating read with ya." you tell 'em.
"Oh, and Mr. Egbert, I am not sure if you're aware but it looks like somebody parked their airplane on your face where your nose oughta be." you say. And with that you're off.
Take that, Egbert.
That'll show him. That'll show him good.
==» Dad: Consider a solution to this new problem
A/N: Dad's Nose = Will's Hair