Gleestuck
Episode 2
Season 1
==» Jade: Take it away!
You're relieved to see Mr. Egbert considering an alternative to the horrendous disco thing he handed out. With a nod from Mr. Egbert you start off the song, not hesitating to make the soul ooze from your words,
She take my moneeeyyy
When I'm in neeed
Yeeaahh she's a triflin' friend indeed
Oooohh she's a gold digger
Waaaayyy over town!
That digs on me...
Everyone joins your singing as Dave takes up rapping,
(She gives me money)
Now I ain't sayin she's a gold digger
(When I'm in need)
But she ain't messin' with no broke
(I gotta leave)
Get down girl go head get down
(I gotta leave)
Get down girl go head get down
(I gotta leave)
Get down girl go head get down
(I gotta leave)
Get down girl go head
The Scratched Directions break it down as Tavros takes the back whilst Dave raps,
(She gives me money)
Cutie the bomb, met her at a beauty salon
(When I'm in neeed)
With a baby Louis Vuitton under her under arm
(She gives me money)
She says I can tell you rock I can tell by your charm
(When I'm in need)
Far as girls you got a flock I can tell by your charm and your arm
(I gotta leave)
But I'm lookin' for the one have you seen her?
The glee club exclaims, No, we ain't seen her! And they all back Dave up now.
(She give me money!)
Yeah I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger
(When I'm in need)
But she ain't messin' with no broke broke
(She give me money)
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
(When I'm in need)
But she ain't messin' with no broke
Three groups sectioned off, layering an even sicker sound,
(I gotta leave) (Get get get get get down ohh)
Get down girl go head get down
(I gotta leave) (Get get get get get down ohh)
Get down girl go head get down
Go head girl get down!
All of you erupt into laughter and applaud and camaraderie and all that other fruity movie stuff. After ample high fives are exchanged you ask, "So, what do you think, Mr. Egbert?"
He strokes his chin, still unsure. You frown and all depart for the day.
==» John: Walk with Dave to his locker