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Italics are character thoughts.

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Selina was insatiable. It was something that drove Batman insane. One minute she was all over him and the next she was ripping chunks out of him. The latter was what she was currently doing, she had her claws dug into the already open wound that Harley II had made. He couldn't help but wince which just fuelled her seductive rage.

He was pathetic. It was making her angry. He was supposed to be a hero for fucks sake. Is this what it came down to? Would he really just give in and let her and Harley torture and play with him? Where was his fight? She was bored now and conscious that Ivy was still about somewhere and probably not happy, she'll find that plant loose and come back for Batman. She climbed off Batman shaking her head. "You really are pathetic." The only response she got was a despondent hang of the head.

Harley was still trying to call Mistah J, she had left several voicemails and he wasn't responding. Doesn't he know how important this is?! I've got the big bad bat all tied up and waiting! She didn't hear the footsteps behind her, she didn't notice the shadow on the floor raising an arm above her head.

Selina brought her fist down on top of Harley's head, hard. The blonde dropped to the floor, smashing her phone and letting out a wail. Selina immediately pinned her down with her heel and snarled "Do you really think I'm stupid? I'm not like Ivy I don't trust you, I know who your allegiances lie with!" She twisted her heel in causing a satisfying pained noise out of Harley. "I know you'd just hand him over to the Joker, even after he saved you. You're sick Harley." What Selina wasn't expecting was the chuckle that began under her foot.

"Aw is Kitty upset? Did Harley hurt her little batty watty?" The laugh soon turned sinister and Selina had no time to react when Harley punched both sides of her ankle with her fists. As Selina reacted to the pain Harley used the distraction to yank her leg up and roll out from under it.

The two women were circling each other, both after blood, Selina wanted Harley's for her betrayal of Batman and Harley wanted Batman's blood for Mistah J. The Dark Knight watched the fight begin to evolve and groaned. If he didn't stop them one of them would kill the other, both were fiercely loyal to 'their men' and unluckily for them, 'their men' were ultimate nemeses. He began working at the ties that held him but couldn't gain purchase. He breathed deeply to experience a sharp pain in his side, as he looked down he noticed a sliver glint sticking out of the wound. One of Selina's claws. He began clenching and distorting his torso to try and push the metal out of his wound and onto the floor.

Selina back flipped over Harley and as she flew overhead she grabbed some blonde hair and yanked, Harley moved with the grab and as Selina landed she received a hard slap to the face before a leg sweep caused her to go down. Harley jumped on top of her and began hitting, slapping and punching any bit of flesh she could. Selina curled herself into a protective ball and took the beating for a moment before wrapping her arms around Harley's thighs and rolling forwards face planting the blonde into the floor.

Batman was grunting and sweating from the pain but he was rewarded with the sound of a small metallic clink as the claw hit the floor. He then began trying to manoeuvre his body to knock the metal to his hands behind his back without attracting too much attention.

Blood dripping from her nose Harley stood and turned slowly to face Selina. Her cute face was now distorted with rage and with an angry yell she flew at Selina and whilst in midair she roundhouse kicked her to the side of her head, knocking Selina down.

As he was cutting through the ties he heard an almighty wail that was almost a scream, he looked over at the fighting pair and determined that although they were screaming, cursing and generally sounding like Harley's babies, that particular noise hadn't come from them, he had a bad feeling and set to work double time on his ties.

Ivy was on the floor, plants, roots, leaves all kinds of plant life surrounded her, clung to her body and held her as she held Harley II in her arms as it took its last moments and the beautiful flower wilted. The cry she let out wasn't human it was primal and she felt her humanity slipping off her like a gown. She stood and her babies rose with her. A raucous echoed through the corridors and she turned swiftly towards its origination. She heard a distinctive cry. Harley.