Gleestuck
Episode 2
Season 1
==» Coach Noir: Call ?,?, and ? into your office
You are now Coach Noir and you are sitting in your office. Your name is synonymous with "champion" and "winning". You're on a drug called Jack Noir with a fist full of rage, a mind full of fuck, a cup full of protein shake.
You've just summoned your three best agents to your office to assign them a covert operation of utmost priority. They are your three star Cheerios and you know for a fact that each of them will do anything to assure that those bright chartreuse uniforms remain on their backs until the end of their high school careers, thus keeping them on the topper rungs of the echeladder. The three of them look at you confusingly. You're so proud to call them your own and this gig'll prime 'em up real good for the missions to come.
"Alright ladies," you says, "I've got a job for you. We've got to take the glee club down. At first I thought nothing of the washed up pond scum slime that is glee club but they've gotten real slick and have become more akin to a thorn in our side than what they should be. Nothing, that is."
The leader of the three Cheerios, raises her hand, "So, wait, why are we here?"
You sigh. Of course you gotta simple it down for these slim poolmonkeys, they may be your girls but they're no rocket surgeons.
But wait, who exactly are they?
==» Introduce the dumb one