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Italics are character thoughts.

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Selina woke up upside down, baffled. The last thing she remembered was fighting with Harley. Damn it! Did I lose? She wiggled and felt a pair of hands against hers, she frowned as she tried to turn her head to see who it was. As she turned she became aware of the ties that also bound them around their middles and it cut into her as she moved.

"Don't try to move."

Oh it would have to be him that I'm tied to! Of course! She huffed angrily. "Oh so I should just stay here tied to you and wait to be killed is that it?" She laughed "Sounds like a plan Batman!"

He growled at her "Ivy's vines are wrapped around us and their thorns will cut you if you wiggle around too much so don't try to move!"

God he was irritating. She clasped his hands and dug her claws in as hard as she could causing him to grunt in pain. She grinned. Her satisfaction soon waned however when Ivy turned her head sharply at the noise and her plant glided her over to them.

"Selina." The name oozed out of her red lips seductively.

"Ivy." There was an undercurrent of respect there, despite being pissed at her situation she had to hand it to her Ivy always managed to take control of what she wanted. "Where's Harley?" The blonde's name was spat out like a curse which seemed to amuse the redheaded beauty.

The green skinned divinity flowed her hands in the air like she was conducting a piece of music and her babies moved accordingly. Harley was twisted upside down as Catwoman and Batman were righted and they were moved to face one another. Ivy watched in amusement as Selina became agitated that she couldn't get to Harley, to her amazement though the blonde seemed to shrink back from the confrontation and look sadly back at the raven haired woman.

Harley watched as Kitty went mental, wriggling and wrenching her body trying to attack her. She's really pissed with me. I guess I did knock her out, tie her to the Bat and then try and get Mistah J to come get them...but that ain't unusual! She sighed sadly as she watched droplets of blood fall from Selina's waist down to the floor. "Kitty you're hurting yourself." Her quiet mumble didn't seem to do anything so she turned to Red, her eyes pleading.

Ivy met those blue eyes and felt herself faltering yet again. Instead she twirled her finger and span Selina and Batman around so that the blonde was facing the square jaw of justice. Harley was still looking at her and Ivy had to turn herself away.

"Well Harley. Where's your knight in shining armour?" The gruff voice teased her. If I can get her angry she'll provide a nice distraction so I can work with Selina on getting out of this mess.

Harley's attention snapped back to the Dark Knight and she growled at him. "Mistah J will be here soon and he's gonna kick your butt B-man!"

"Oh really?"

"Yeah really! He loves me my Puddin' does you'll see he'll come for me and we'll be happy again see!" Harley began struggling against the vine holding her and squealed in pain.

The ground began to shake again as the redhead began to grow angry again. She was glaring at the blonde furiously and the only one who could see her expression was Selina. When she had struggled she had moved her body round slightly and now could see the pure unbridled jealously coursing through the green goddess's body. When she spoke all the vines shook with energy and fear, as their mother screamed in envy "HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU!"