Gleestuck
Episode 2
Season 1
==» Enter name of dumb one
The dumb troll's name is Gamzee Makara. You are one of the TOP 3 CHEERIOS in all of Skaia High and just kind of aimlessly wander around the school. Despite your severe lack of actual classes you still manage to get a 0.21 GPA, which you think is PRETTY MOTHERFUCKING SKIPPY. You aren't particularly bright but are a legitimately caring troll and just go with the motherfucking flow. You were tokin' up a pretty good tin of slime when one of the little secretary drone peeps went all up in the Cheerios' locker room and fucking asked for you all.
Now you're sitting up in this office wondering what even the fuck is going on like why are you doing here?
It don't matter much though. Guess Coach Noir wants you to do something or the other and since you're pretty pumped about Cheerios you'll do whatev to keep him up and fucking happy. (Even though he's pretty damn grumpy even when he's fucking happy.)
It's whatever.
"I'm gonna make it real simple like," Coach Noir says, "It is my mission to destroy glee club."
At this the bitchiest Cheerio of them smiles real wide like the ocean.
==» Enter name of the bitchy one.