Gleestuck
Episode 2
Season 1
==» John: Call special meeting of glee club
"Hey guys! What's up?" You say, happy that all singers are accounted for.
"Nyah. Why are we here? Where's your dad?" Nepeta asks, leaning on Tavros's wheeled device.
The other members mutter in agreement. Where is he, they say, what's going on, they say.
"Well... I mean... Okay that original disco song thing that my dad wants us to sing..." you begin.
"We will be thoroughly pulverized." Kanaya articulates.
"I'll die. Like. A lot." Dave says simply.
"We can't do it!" Jade hollered.
"Right! Exactly!" you say, "So, I was thinking maybe we could secretly practice something else." you suggest, titillated by your own tricky agenda.
Contemplative silence ensues.
After a moment the silence is broken. "I like your guts, Egbert. What do you propose we do?" Dave asks cross armed. You smile a bit, encouraged.
"Well, what do people want these days?" you ask rhetorically.
Nepeta says,"...A dead mou-"
"No, like, in general?" you say.
Jade smiles, "...I see what you're up to, John! Sex! Glamour! Fashion! That's what the people want, isn't it!" You nod, "Exactly! So... We're gonna give it to them."
==» FF: Assembly time!