Gleestuck
Episode 2
Season 1
==» Scratched Directions: Give 'em what they want!
The beat plays as the glee club begins general gesticulating and pulsating
Ahh push it
Ahh push it
Get up on this!
Ohh baby baby
Baby baby baby!
Ohh baby baby
baby baby!
Ahh push it!
Get up on this!
Ahh push it!
Get up on this!
John gets up front. He feels transformed when he's on stage. Like now. He doesn't feel like some dweeb that people enjoy terrorizing with icy confections. He feels like a sex bomb. Dangerous and arousing.
S-s-salt 'N Peppa here!
(get up on this!)
Rufio (Tavros) rolls up to the front to tell 'em how it is.
Now wait a minute ya'll
This dance ain't for erybody
Only the sexy people
So all you fly mothers
Get on out there and dance
Dance, I said!
Jade gets a turn, swaggin' uncontrollably
Salt 'N Peppa is here and we're in effect
Want you to push it baby
Cooling by day
Then at Night
Working up a sweat
AC (Nepeta) takes her turn up front
Come on girls
Let's go show the guys that we know
How to become number one
In the hot body show
Now push it!
Suddenly this glee club is no longer a glee club but more like a club of thrusting bodies that harbor no shame. None. What. So. Ever. Oddly enough some of the student body even begins to enjoy it, moving with the beat. One individual even went so far as to biting his fingers nearly clean off. Unfortunately this didn't harbor entirely positive results.
Coach Noir roils in fury in his seat. Principal Snowman, though normally flighty, can't even deny the incredible inappropriateness of the number.
Ah shh push it, push it good!
Ah shh push it, push it real good!
Ahh shh push it, push it good!
Ahh shh push it, push it real good!
Get up on this!
Hey!
Dave comes up front, to the horror of one Feferi Peixes.
Yo baby pop yeah you
Come here
Give me a kiss better make it fast or else I'm gonna get pissed!
Can you hear the music pumpin'
Hard like I wish you would?
Now push it!
Ahh shh push it, push it good
Ah shh push it, push it good
Ahh shh push it p-push it real good!
Get up on this!
Ahh push it!
Get up on this!
Holler!
Heyy!
Ahh, push it!
Ohh baby baby
baby baby
Oh baby baby baby!
Push it!
The Scratched Directions finishes, a sweating heap of bodies that have taken away any ounce of innocence that may have been left in the poor impressionable youngins.
A moment of silence.
And then riot!
The gym explodes in a fit of sexually charged cheer and applause!
Unfortunately not everyone is applauding. Coach Noir stands in his place, face twisted into a nasty sneer, plotting revenge.
==» FF: Dad: Be lectured