Gleestuck
Episode 2
Season 1
==» FF: Dad: Be lectured
"That was the most offensive thing I've seen in twenty sweeps of teaching, and that includes an elementary school production of Hair." is the first thing you hear Coach Jack Noir snarl in the principal's office. Principal Snowman sticks her tongue out at him (an incredibly unprofessional gesture, you note) and nods in agreement.
"Unfortunately, I have to agree with Coach Noir, Mr. Egbert. Your club stepped out of line. Did you know poor Coach Deuces had to get seven stitches on his posterior due to the riot that ensued after the fact?" Principal Snowman tells you, attempting not to laugh whilst describing Dueces' misfortune. You nod. You grossly miscalculated the impact of your stubbornness. You believe this may cost you dearly and hope the setback is not to major.
"Right! Seven she says. Seven!" Coach Noir spits at you. You remain stoic, hiding your disappointment.
"We have received many complaints from parents after the fact, so I've been forced to give you a list of pre-approved, Kosher songs. (Whatever Kosher means.)" Snowman tells you, handing you a list on patriotic stationary.
You look over the list and say, "But all these songs have either Jesus or balloon in their titles." Snowman shrugs.
"...That's it? After that you just let them off with a slap on the wrist? No maiming? No destruction? No public humiliation!" Jack wails. Oh gog, you believe this is about to become downright unbusinesslike.
Snowman shrugs, "I don't see it necessary to do much else, Mr. Noir. I believe I am entitled to run this school how I please. Now I will ask you two to take your leaves."
"Lady justice wept today." Jack Noir grudges, leaving in a theatrically loud manner.
You take a much calmer exit, bidding adieu.
==» Dad: Return to the music room