Gleestuck
Episode 2
Season 1
==» Dad: Who is scrubbing floors?
You exit the classroom to see two figures. One, tall, sinuous, dark. Principal Snowman. She stands over the scatterbrained secretary that often resides in the front part of the office fussing over the innumerable amount of random and ridiculous demands made by the former.
"Hello, Mr. Egbert. Can I help you?" Principal Snowman asks, leaning against a wall whilst her secretary scrubbed relentlessly against a pink glob on the floor.
"May I ask why your secretary is so fervently scrubbing?" you ask her. She shrugs.
"Finances are tight with public education. We had to cut night shift janitors. So I figured Ms. Paint could pick up some slack with the evening shift." she says, taking a long drag of her cigarette. You look down at the white lady and back up at Snowman.
"Perhaps I could acquire the evening shift?" you inquire. The principal eyes you up and down and takes another puff.
"Can't afford that, Egbert." she says.
"I'll take half salary." you put simply. Compounded with a teaching salary the janitorial salary would provide a decent amount of supplemental income.
Snowman takes no more than a minute considering it and accepts your offer with a curt "Yes." and a "You start tomorrow.".
You nod in approval as you exit.
==» FF: Next morning; Be Kanaya